Oh God No!
You mean you have this shit in America too? You poor bastards I thought England was the only country with such a disease!!! (We brought you teletubbies) We have a different guy though.
I'm scared of him. He can talk to me through the TV. THE TV!!! I can't take it!!! please help. my side table drawer is talking to me as we speak!!!
NO! I can't! They'll know it was me! No pepper please!